Here is why the “bad” outside world want everything America got!


This is what the fat-piggy Alex Jones is trying to sell you. That bad nations outside America want to take all your wonderful wealth and happiness away from you. Americans also rants Commie this and Commie that, you really have NO IDEA what a commie or a socialist is. And I can guarantee you, they do NOT want what you have!

The Ultimate Top Ten List

01. America has the fattest people on the planet. Only one state in the entire country has an obesity rate of under 20 percent. 11 states have an obesity rate of over 30 percent. Of all the major industrialized nations on the planet, America is the most obese.  Mexico is nr2.

02. America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a wide margin. America even put 81-year-old women in prison for feeding the birds.

03. Bad common sense. According to a Newsweek survey taken a few years ago, 30 percent of all Americans could not even name the vice president. And only 30 percent of all Americans can tell you in what year the 9/11 attacks happened.


04. America on drugs: According to a study conducted by the Mayo Clinic, nearly 70 percent of all Americans are on at least one prescription drug. An astounding 20 percent of all Americans are on at least five prescription drugs. Americans spend more than 280 billion dollars on prescription drugs each year. According to the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention, doctors in the United States write more than 250 million prescriptions for antidepressants each year. And children in the United States are three times more likely to be prescribed antidepressants than children in Europe are. And America has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire planet. And not only that but, according to the federal government, the number of heroin addicts in the United States has more than doubled since 2002.

05. America exports more weapons to other countries than anyone else in the world.

06. The United States has the most complicated tax system on the entire planet.

07. America the food stamp nation: Back in the 1970s, about one out of every 50 Americans was on food stamps. Today, about one out of every 6 Americans is on food stamps.

08. America has the highest STD (sexually transmitted diseases) infection rate in the entire industrialized world.

09. America have 747,408 registered sex offenders in the U.S. according to the National Centre for Missing & Exploited Children. And America produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.

10. America has the largest national debt in the history of the world. Back in 1980, the U.S. national debt was less than one trillion dollars. Today, it is over 18 trillion dollars.

So now we know why all the bad guys from the other nations want America.

And lets have one thing clear OK?

Very few people are impressed by America. Because unless you’re speaking with a real estate agent or a prostitute, chances are they’re not going to be excited that you’re American. It’s not some badge of honour you get to parade around. Yes, you had Steve Jobs and Henry Ford, but unless you actually are Steve Jobs or Henry Ford (which is unlikely), then most people around the world are simply not going to care. There are exceptions of course. And those exceptions are called English and Australian people. Whoopdie-fucking-doo.

As Americans, you’re brought up through your entire lives being taught that you’re the best, you did everything first and that the rest of the world followed your lead. Not only is this not true, but people get irritated when you bring it to their country with you. So don’t. It only makes you look even worse than the list above!



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